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hat Follows is not a set of absolute rules; create a community. Having a Community First and dark glasses, try harder; this isn’t the 70s
Wsometimes you get lucky. However the allows them to congregate on the new forum you and leather sports coats & sideburns should only
“sometimes” would be those exceptions that install AFTER you see you have a community to be used with tongue in cheek (one’s own).
prove the following are a set of good little gather.
guidelines to follow when you’re in the adult Pornrule: If you’re going to tell a girl with big
industry. Pornrule: Remember that when you embark boobs you don’t like boob jobs or “fake boobs”
on an anti-porn crusade in your legislature or make sure hers are real frst, because you’re
By the way, there is no particular order to these; in any other legal forum, pornographers like it: probably wrong.
they are not all for webmasters (you’ll know if frst, because porn is legal and legally protected
they are) or performers (you’ll know if they are) by the Constitution; second, because it’s great Pornrule: When you’re having sex in “real”
or site owners and other behind-the-screens for business and the more pornography is as opposed to “reel” life, never but never, no
types who will know if they are. forbidden, the more it is sought out, accessed matter how lubed you both are, go for anal
and purchased (we see you, Utah). without warning; Chuck Jones probably learned
This is just stuff some of us have forgotten a few things from such mistakes. (Think: Looney
or maybe, as industry tenderfoots haven’t run Pornrule: If you’re going to make a list of Toons.)
across yet, and so would do well to have tattooed pornographic acts NOT to perform or flm and
in your brains in order to avoid in the future... Pornrule: Licking your own nipples or sucking
distribute, make sure you don’t put your name
which you might not because any circumstance on your own tit, no matter how big a tit it is,
on it, or you become the unwitting godfather
can pop up from the right when you expect it makes you look like a retard; in fact, the bigger
of the future of porn niche marketing (see: Paul
from behind. the boob and the more of it you can vaccuum
Cambria, ie. The Cambria List; he was just trying
up into your mouth, the more of a retard you
to help pornographers avoid prosecution!)
So here we go: resemble. Even in porn. Mood breaker.
Pornrule: If you’re going to do anal, frst do
A List of Porn Rules That Could Be Considered Pornrule: Porn actors don’t have sex in real
enema.
Self-Evident, yet... life the way they do in the movies; don’t
try, don’t even ask.
Pornrule: If you’re going to do anal, do nothing
Pornrule: When you get a new boob job, you
else. Wash frst.
have to include in your budget all that time you Pornrule: When you meet
don’t appear in productions so the tatas can at someone at a convention
Pornrule: If you’re going to do enema, make it
least settle and the scars clear up before you who is really very
colorful and shoot it in the nude.
pose for High Defnition 4K HD pics and video. attractive, don’t
Please. immediately
Pornrule: If you’re going to do action, with guns
Pornrule: A VBull Bulletin Board or Forum or
BBForum, or whatever the software, DOES NOT

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