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ask them what their site name or pornstar name Pornrule: If you’ve been in the business a long
is; very often they will turn out to be a sales rep
enough time, you might start thinking you don’t
or a VP.
have much to learn. Don’t be dumb, always be a
Pornrule: When you meet someone at a Newbie, there is always something to learn.
convention you fnd unattractive, don’t assume
they’re an affliate or a programmer; they may Pornrule: If you’re a Newbie, don’t assume
be a pornstar in their own right, and in their own
anything you do can be excused because you’re a
niche.
newb. Well, it probably will be. But ask anything,
Pornrule: Don’t assume everyone drinks. though, because the only dumb question is the
one you don’t ask.
Pornrule: Don’t assume everyone drinks heavily.
Pornrule: Don’t be surprised, shocked or call
Pornrule: Don’t assume everyone takes drugs.
“Racism!” when people point out or discuss things
Pornrule: Pot. It’s safe to assume. Everybody like skin color, ethnic varieties, body weight and
smokes pot.
other aspects of human differentiation. Blacks
Pornrule: “Rule 34” apparently is the rule that having sex with whites, Asian lesbians, white men
there is nothing you can’t make porn for. Think having sex with middle-eastern women, Latina
of something, anything, pick a card... but it won’t
lesbians, morbidly obese women, even midgets
work, Rule 34 will be proven every time. There
(not a myth) are all perfectly legitimate porn
is a kink, fetish or genre in porn for anything.
If you think of something that actually doesn’t categories and niches; like foot fetish, BDSM,
exist, then try it out, start a site, and make some big boobs, big butts, long legs, long hair, torn
money.
jeans, and more, they’re all just categories and
things people like in sex that have been turned
Pornrule: Retirement is voluntary. That is,
there’s no retirement age. A fresh young barely into business categories by the people who run
legal female starts off as a nubile, becomes a or promote those niche sites.
starlet, then pornstar, what have you; at a certain
age (not always detectably; porn actresses take
Pornrule: There’s is no such thing as “regular
care of themselves), a porn actress can become
porn” anymore; everything is a niche or a
a cougar, then a MILF (which can be a married
cougar, or just a young man’s mother-character), niche-within-a-niche (micro-niche). The focus
then a GILF (that’s right, a Grandma I’d Like to improves marketing, fnds better audiences, and
Fuck), and then, the sky’s the limit.
allows consumers more, better and easier access
Pornrule: Sequel to the above, men similarly to those things they like (and often didn’t know
have porn life-stages. Brought to simple they liked).
defnitions, really young, they can be twinks;
burlier, hairier, older, they become Bears; older
Porn can be an adventure, a completely
and gray-haired guys end up as Daddys or GILFs
different way of life and new way to look at the
(that’s right, Grandpas I’d Like to Fuck). In porn,
you can act until you’re in the grave. And then, world; knowing what parts of it are real and are
there’s Rule 34 (If you immediately knew what I not can help guide you along a path that can
meant... you are sick, but it already exists and no
be constantly evolving, and rarely predictable.
billing companies will bill for simulated acts of
But knowing those things not to do can help
necrophilia.)
keep things predictable enough to make it all
Pornrule: Never assume an elderly, white-haired
enjoyable.
gentleman is a company executive or long-time
photographer; he could be a Daddy.
Just remember there’s rules, then there’s
Pornrule: Never assume an elderly, white-haired Pornrules.
company owner is a Daddy or GILF; he could be a
company owner or veteran photographer.

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