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MEMO TO LEGISLATURES:


             THIS IS WHAT A

      “PUBLIC




       HEALTH CRISIS”





                                     LOOKS LIKE



        By : Ben Suroeste                      Curious that, eh?                  presentation of any depictions or displays, of
                                                                                  a prurient sexual nature.”
         t’s been just under four years since Utah   Maybe Herbert didn’t want people to talk
        IGovernor put pen to paper to sign a   or think about that resolution he signed back   That’s disappointing of course, but hardly
        nonbinding resolution declaring pornography   in 2016. Maybe he didn’t want people asking   surprising. Given all the shit pols in both our
        to be  (among other  things) a “public health   the  question  “Is  it  accurate,  appropriate,  or   nation’s dominant political parties have talked
        crisis.”                             even remotely sane to call pornography a   about pornography, the porn industry and
                                             ëpublic health crisis’ when you compare it   anything else  adult  entertainment related,
           The resolution also used the E word   to  things  like  a  virus  which  may  well  kill  a   not one of them wants  to be answering
        “epidemic” to underline just how detrimental   quarter-million Americans in the weeks and   questions like “Why are Hustler and Rick’s
        they believe pornography is to people’s   months ahead?”                  Cabaret eligible for government bailouts and
        health.                                                                   loans, Senator?” They’re catching enough
                                               Personally, I’d like to know if the hundreds   shit over including funding for the Kennedy
           As I write this post, Utah’s  own reports   of state legislators who have voted for similar   Center, for fuck’s sake.
        indicate that the state has 1012 COVID-19   resolutions in states around the country still
        cases and seven deaths attributed to the   stand by their designation of pornography as   So no, I don’t expect help to come to the
        virus. Across the country, we’re up to 217,661   a public health crisis or “threat” or whatever   porn industry from the government. I have a
        total reported cases and over 5100 deaths.  else they’ve termed it to be.  much more modest  request,  just a  tidbit of
                                                                                  information about what’s to come, further
                                                                                  down the road.
           So, I’m just going to cut to the chase and   Do they have the intestinal fortitude
        be the asshole who says it out loud: Governor   to  stand at  a podium right now,  in front  of   What I want to know is when the dust
        Gary Herbert, motherfucker, this is what a   phalanx of news cameras and talk about the   settles, when the sheltering in place is
        public health crisis looks like.     urgency of banding together to combat the   over and we’re getting back to something
                                             public health detriments of dirty movies? Are   resembling ënormal’ around this country,
           But no worries, residents of Utah! Your   they willing to officially rank porn as a public   are state legislatures going to resume their
        Governor is taking  BOLD ACTION by   health crisis on a scale of, say, Snickers bar   hyperbolic screeching about porn being an
        allowing a new bill requiring porn producers   to COVID-19?               urgent public health crisis, or will  they be
        and distributors to put warning labels on their                           at  least  a  little  chastened  by  having  gone
        content to become law, without his signature   We already know the government will be   through a real one?
        being affixed to it.                 offering zero help to adult entertainment
                                             businesses in their COVID-19 bailouts   Sadly, I suspect we already know the
           “Gov.  Gary Herbert  let the bill pass on   and small business loans; that much was   answer to that question.
        Wednesday without his signature,” reports   made very clear in the U.S. Small Business
        KUTV.com. “He did not state a reason why.”  Administration’s COVID-19 Economic Injury   Reprinted with permission from YNOT
                                             Disaster Loan Application, which requires
           It’s not like other bills went unsigned by   applicants  to  state  the  company  “does not
        the Governor, either. Herbert apparently   present live performances of a prurient
        scratched his John Hancock on 10 other bills   sexual nature or derive directly or indirectly
        on Wednesday, just not the porn warning   more than de minimis gross revenue through
        label bill.                          the sale of products or services, or the


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