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adult brands which, if anything, are competitors   I don’t know about you, but I’m excited to
        –  albeit  ones  with  very  different  business   see what we learn next about the adult industry
        models and approaches to the market.  from  mainstream  media  outlets  in  the  weeks
                                             and months ahead.
           In an article about Pornhub’s announcement
        the  site  is  now  accepting  the  Verge
        cryptocurrency,  Techcrunch  casually  tosses   Will  the  FSC  lift  its  “indefinite”  production
        out a “fact” which, unless I’ve missed a rather   hold  in  time  to  declare  the  next  one?  Will  it
        big announcement, is out of step with reality.  be revealed that, 12 years after Top Ten Filter
                                             Reviews first declared porn to be a “$97 billion
           “You can also pay for a number of services   a  year  industry”  the  industry’s  aggregate
        with  crypto,”  John  Biggs  reports  (in  the  half   revenue  has  finally  increased  or  decreased
        of the sentence which is accurate), “including
        Flirt4Free,  a  cam  girl  site  associated  with   enough  to  warrant  a  different  number  being
        LiveJasmin.”                         circulated?

                                               Only  time  will  tell,  I  suppose.  Until  time
                                             reveals  the  answers  to  the  questions  above,
               The more I                    I’m  going  to  busy  myself  with  perusing  the
                                             most reputable mainstream publication I know
               think about                   of: The Weekly World News. Hey, don’t laugh;
               it, the more I                rumor has it they’re associated with the New

               like this way of              York Times….
               constructing
                                               Ben  Suroeste  has  been  a  fly  on  the  adult
               associations...               industry  wall  for  close  to  20  years  --  which,

                                             if  you  think  about  it,  probably  makes  him  the
                                             oldest fly since Jeff Goldblum. Over the years,
                                             Ben has absorbed a lot of information about the
           Come again? Flirt4Free is “associated with”   porn industry. Of course, over those same years,
        LiveJasmin?
                                             he’s also absorbed a lot of hihgly questionable
           Granted,  without  knowing  what  Biggs   chemicals,  so  his  recollection  might  be  a  little
        means  by  “associated  with”  I  suppose  this   fuzzy at times. He does remember (FOR SURE)
        could be construed as an accurate statement.   all the horrible, slanderous things you said about
        For  instance,  if  I’m  associated  with  award-  your  boss  while  standing  in  line  for  that  one
        winning  journalist  Steve  Coll  by  virtue  of  the   stupid boat party in Hollywood, Florida 11 years
        fact  we  both  write  words,  I  suppose  I  can
        see  how  Flirt4Free  is  also  associated  with   ago,  though.....  So  don’t  mess  with  him  or  he’s
        LiveJasmin.                          liable to bust you good, and that would mean no
                                             more free drinks or trade show schwag for you,
           The  more  I  think  about  it,  the  more  I  like   now wouldn’t it?
        this  way  of  constructing  associations,  in  part
        because  it  means  I’m  a  much  more  worldly,
        accomplished and well-connected person than        Reprinted courtesy of YNot
        I had previously realized.

           For example, I ran track back in high school,
        only  about  10  years  before  Michael  Johnson
        won a bunch of gold medals in the Olympics,
        which  means  –  ipso  factoid  –  I’m  associated
        with  one  of  the  most  successful  American
        athletes in history!


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